Wank's World: How to Ruin Everything (Featuring Dane Sardinha)

Hey guys, did you see how the Cardinals scored in the fourth inning Tuesday night? It was pretty awesome. John Mayberry Jr. had thrown out Lance Berkman, you know, who is 35 years old, slow, and runs like he has doody in his pants by about four to five feet at the plate. Dane Sardinha, somehow, didn’t apply the tag to Berkman, much to the surprise of everyone. You can’t help but watch the play and say to yourself, “How the heck (getting harder to keep it PG) did he not make that play?” Well, I’m going to show you how the heck (getting even harder to keep it PG) he didn’t make that play. Right now.

I need you to click on that picture file over there to your right. Then, admire my work.

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